Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Mom said you looked used
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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