:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
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i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
areolas are like halos for boobs.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
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You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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