I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I am one with the molecules
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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