Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Randomize
