I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
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she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
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Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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