Can Purell be used as lube?
barbara walters just said penis...
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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