maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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