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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll

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• (323): View more from California

  How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?

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  It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night

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• (516): View more from New York

  He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high

  (808): View more from Hawaii

  worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave

  (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  nevermind....I'm on the way

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.

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  21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body

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• (512): View more from Texas

  dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again

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• (512): View more from Texas

  i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.

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• (585): View more from New York

  ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL

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