Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
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I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
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They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing