we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
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some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
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It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything