I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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