Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(805): View more from California

Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?

(1-805): View more from California

Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.

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(254): View more from Texas

I am coming home for anal

(254): View more from Texas

* a nap*

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(415): View more from California

So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.

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(573): View more from Missouri

i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella

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(806): View more from Texas

I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...

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(813): View more from Florida

We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires

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