so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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