apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
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I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
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If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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