ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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