I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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