And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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