I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
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Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
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My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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