So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I still have a little drunk in my system
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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