"it" just moved
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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