i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
So many bounce houses so little time
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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