I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
is wine microwaveable?
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
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you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
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I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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