Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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