Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
50% drunk capacity currently
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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