just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
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please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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