I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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