As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
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4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
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Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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