just tell him i said nine months
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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