But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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