Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Randomize
