woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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