# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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