I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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