It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
