i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I will pee on everything he values.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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