Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
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