I just made out with a guy for $7.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
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At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
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Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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