Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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