Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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