I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Who did Billy Mays play for?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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