: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
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