I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
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I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
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I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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