I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
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lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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