like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
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And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
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I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."