she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
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When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.