genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
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everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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