D3 body, D1 cock
id be glad to
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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