Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
She bit a glass in half.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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