Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
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You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
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Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Randomize