the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
