brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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