You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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