i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
