Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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