i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
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you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
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Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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