its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
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Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
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Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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