also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.