Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
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I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
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Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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