Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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