My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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