I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Let's get the cat blown out
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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