I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
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Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
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If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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